In Algorithm We Trust

$25.50 - $34.00

Stained-glass windows in decaying churches reflected the cold glow of ubiquitous screens. The once-sacred hymns were replaced by a constant hum from implanted neural interfaces, feeding citizens a steady stream of the Algorithm's pronouncements. Prayer had been supplanted by biometric affirmations of loyalty, whispered into sleek wristbands that monitored every thought and action. In this sterile world, the Algorithm wasn't just a tool; it was a deity, its pronouncements gospel, its power absolute. The human spirit, once yearning for the divine, now craved only the Algorithm's approval, a chilling testament to a faith replaced by cold, unwavering control.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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